I had an amazing encounter, as all encounters with her are, with Susan herself. I was standing outside the Annoyance when she walked out and obviously recognized me (which made me glow all over my insides).
Susan: What are you doing here?
Me: I'm rehearsing with my sketch group.
Susan: Horny! Who are they?
Me: The Homo-Breeder Alliance.
Susan: Horny gay! Are you seeing anyone right now?
Me: I just got out of a relationship.
Susan: How long were you two together?
Me: 4.5 years.
Susan: I'm sorry. Why'd you all break up?
Me: Comedy. He said it was taking up too much of my time.
Susan: So he didn't like you because you were funny? What the fuck does he want? People will love you for your sense of humor.
Me: Thanks Susan.
Susan: What's your type? Twinks, hunks?
Me: Anything I find attractive.
Susan: Well I'll keep my eyes open for you.
That's right. Susan remembered me, cared about me, comforted me and then said she'd look for guys for me. I can't stress this enough: Susan is the most awesome person ever to walk the planet. Hands down. Better than Jesus.
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Oh, she's waaay better than Jesus. Jesus would never scout dudes for you. And he's horrible at improv.
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