Thursday, September 4, 2008

My Brush with Messing

I had an amazing encounter, as all encounters with her are, with Susan herself. I was standing outside the Annoyance when she walked out and obviously recognized me (which made me glow all over my insides).

Susan: What are you doing here?

Me: I'm rehearsing with my sketch group.

Susan: Horny! Who are they?

Me: The Homo-Breeder Alliance.

Susan: Horny gay! Are you seeing anyone right now?

Me: I just got out of a relationship.

Susan: How long were you two together?

Me: 4.5 years.

Susan: I'm sorry. Why'd you all break up?

Me: Comedy. He said it was taking up too much of my time.

Susan: So he didn't like you because you were funny? What the fuck does he want? People will love you for your sense of humor.

Me: Thanks Susan.

Susan: What's your type? Twinks, hunks?

Me: Anything I find attractive.

Susan: Well I'll keep my eyes open for you.

That's right. Susan remembered me, cared about me, comforted me and then said she'd look for guys for me. I can't stress this enough: Susan is the most awesome person ever to walk the planet. Hands down. Better than Jesus.