Sicko

Hey people in Internet land! I'm sick!

Yesterday my throat was itchy and sore. So I went home from work early and popped a whole bunch of pills, little candy-like pills. Oh the colors! The beautiful colors!

Now I'm completely loopy and at my desk at work! It's wonderful. Everywhere I look there is a rainbow being raped by a unicorn riding a unicycle. My vision is a non-stop electric cabaret!

I'd write more, but my mind is all over the place. Back to watching that unicorn get some sweet, sweet rainbow ass.